Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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