Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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