I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
