Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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