I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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