so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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