do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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