Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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