return my video game
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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