i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
