youre lurking in front of me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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