I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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