and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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