great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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