ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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