Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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