Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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