So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
no, he came in my armpit
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
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Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize