I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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