What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
