Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
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In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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