I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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