so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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