can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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Are my feet made of real feet?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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