Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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