well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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