i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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