he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Success! We fucked roommates!
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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