do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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