i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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