I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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