What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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