STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
it hurts more in the daytime
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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