i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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