I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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