I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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