I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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