It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Bring me that man meat
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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