His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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