Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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