Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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