Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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high people should be assigned attendants
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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