He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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