I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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