Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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