Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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