who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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