dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Randomize
