I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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