Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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