I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
