I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I skipped work to stalk him.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
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