then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Do vagina's smell?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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